"Reasonably kempt."
—Attending Psychiatrist, CAMH
"Very appealing."
—Anon. Teaching Evaluation, University of Florida
"Pretty alright considering."
—Andrew Donovan, Poet
"Perfectly disturbed in the fruitful ways."
—Padgett Powell
"Occasionally dull."
—Anon. Teaching Evaluation, University of Florida
"Yikes."
—David Foster Wallace
“The least favored among my terrible friends”
—Diya Chaudhuri, Head of Content Marketing, [Redacted]